'She's terrible at driving': Dude gets back at parking lot spot-stealer

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    Posted by u/Short_Lingonberry549 Steal my parking spot? Ok I forgot how much I hate being back in the Philly mainline... but yeh. Drove to an REI to get some final gifts for people. Parking lot is a riot. I drive around in circles for 5 minutes till I see a couple walking out. I follow them, put on the blinkers and wait for them to pull out. Just as they finishing pulling out a woman driving a Range Rover flies into the spot from the other direction. She saw me waiting, when she slowed down at t
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    She sped in so fast that she wasn't able to swing wide and make into the spot on the first try. Shy stops to put it in reverse, and I toot the horn. She ignores me. I lay of the horn. She looks at me with a smirk and then gives the "wut" angry scowl shrug like the meme. Sigh. Fine. Now she's terrible at driving and fails to give herself room to exit on this record attempt, and I see this, accelerate till behind her. She's blocked and honks.
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    I wait a while for the next persons to get to their car. She's laying on the horn. I can make eye contact with her in rear view. I smirk. After they pull out and I park, she pulls out a last time, corrects it and finally parks and gets out while I'm walking past. She yells something at me. I look at her, smirk, and give the "wut?" angry face shrug. Wished her happy holidays and saluted.
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    NavyShooter_NS Ah the joys of parking lots at Christmas. I was at Costco today (it was a true Christmas Miracle...they had a Brisket for me!) and ended up parking as far away as possible so as to avoid the foolishness. 564 Reply Share 180 ●●● PsychologyNeat6993 Most of the time I can park far away and be in the store while others are searching for a closer spot Reply Share
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    Oldpuzzlehead Oh Philly. I really do not miss living there. Reply Share 41 Pleasant Studio9690 On my way to lunch with my friend here in SoCal today, I told her how awful Philly is to drive in and how no one will let you merge in. I don't miss that part of Philly at all. 22 Reply Share Short_Lingonberry549 OP Had to unlearn using the blinker today. Else you're going nowhere fast. 15 Reply Share
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    Different-Rub-499 When I'm leaving a spot and I notice a lurking parking lot bandit I pull out in a way that blocks them and gives the other person the advantage ↑ 76 76 Reply Share
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    nikatnight I'm ashamed to say I almost fought a dude over stealing my parking spot. I made him get back out and move his car. His lady was not too happy about that but snaking a spot is a big no-no for me. 107 Reply Share

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